Thursday, May 24, 2007

And the American Idol is..

Jordin Sparks.

There, I said it with as much enthusiasm as I could muster.
What better way to cap off a lackluster season than to crown a totally safe, boring and insipid singer?
In a way it didn't really matter who won since the competition was over for me the second Melinda was voted off.

Looking back at winners of past seasons, it made sense that Jordin won.

Season 1: White Bread Girl-Next-Door (who has since evolved into an Angry Woman)
Season 2: Black Teddy Bear
Season 3: Funky Black Mama
Season 4: White Country Girl
Season 5: Spastic White Guy
Season 6: Fat Mulatto

So congratulations to Jordin, I wish you a great career ahead.

3 comments:

Dawn said...
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Dawn said...

Let's face it...American Idol solely exists to produce C-list celebs for US blag rags like OK! National Enquirer and Star. Just look at how many spreads there were on Sanjaya's hair!!

I mean, does anyone actually believe Idol winners will ever be as big as "real" singers? AND as we all already know, it's the NON-WINNERS who usually have the real talent. Look at Jennifer Hudson.

May 25, 2007 10:25 AM

RyanB said...

I wish Jordin all the best on her career but it bugs me that the judges continually pimp her as the 'greatest 17 year old' they ever had.
That honour belongs to Diana DeGarmo and not her.

In my universe, the winner of Season 3 is Little Miss Piggy and not Funky Black Mama.